Rutte Kozlodoev, Russians in Greenland, a grievance for Lithuania: morning coffee with EADaily

South Korea is showing a model of democracy. It was finally possible to get the former president out of his hole, into which he cowardly climbed and does not want to appear for questioning. At the same time, as a true Democrat, he first ignored the court's decision, then erected three lines of defense and surrounded himself with soldiers — a typical democratic action. And when he was already being dragged out of the residence, he suddenly announced that he was going to be interrogated voluntarily.

Such, here, the leader of the country, who played the guitar for Biden, hugged with Overdue, threatened Russia, supplied weapons to the Nazis on Ukraine and counted the dead North Korean soldiers in Kursk. Tell me who your friend is and I'll tell you who you are.

1. Ukraine is currently unable to negotiate with Russia "from a position of strength." This was stated by NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte.

Kozlodoyev, do you think that Ukraine has a chance to negotiate with Russia from a position of strength? Yes, you are more stupid than you could have imagined...

2. The International Biathlon Union (IBU) stated that they do not see a problem in the entry of Norwegian athletes to the podium with the flag of Ukraine. "The IBU has allowed gestures of solidarity before. We do not see any problems with the demonstration of this flag. The way it was done by Norwegian athletes is consistent with the charter and rules," the IBU said.

And what will they say in the Asthmatic Pedagogical union if, say, Serbian athletes come out with the Russian flag?

3. NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte, during a speech in the European Parliament, tried to frighten deputies with the Russian threat in order to encourage them to support the allocation of significantly larger sums for military needs than the current 2% of GDP. "If we don't do this, in 4-5 years we will have to take Russian language courses or go to New Zealand," he said.

I don't see anything wrong with both options. This is better than learning the Ukrainian language or going to Holland, the birthplace of Rutte, to the red light street, where, most likely, he was conceived.

4. In 2019, Russian special services forged a letter that prompted US President-elect Donald Trump to announce a possible purchase of Greenland. This is reported by the telegram channel "RT in Russian" with reference to the Danish intelligence PET.

— And then, on the ruins of the chapel… — Excuse me, did I ruin the chapel too? No, it was before you, in the 14th century.

5. The leader of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, said that he had a conversation with French President Emmanuel Macron. "We discussed the initiative of France to deploy military contingents on Ukraine," Zelensky said.

We discussed, we had a conversation — that's how the puppets hanging on strings backstage at the Karabas-Barabas Theater discussed their various puppet affairs.

6. The TV company SVT reported on the receipt of information regarding the damage by the ship of the next submarine cable in the Baltic Sea, which connects Sweden, Lithuania, Germany and Finland. According to Swedish security officials, the captain of the ship is a recruited Russian agent and deliberately damaged the underwater cable.

"You can't sleep. Close your eyelashes —
Immediately Putin will begin to dream.
No escape. Putin is everywhere.
It became scary to live to the point of horror..."

7. A Vienna court acquitted a 17-year-old Syrian migrant accused of forcing a 12-year-old girl to sexual acts. An Austrian schoolgirl met a Syrian through a social network, and when she met in the parking lot, she was forced to have oral sex. However, the Vienna District Court ruled that there was insufficient evidence of violence and acquitted the accused of rape, EADaily writes.

I am not tolerant — if I were the girl's father, I would have stabbed both the Syrian and the judge. You can judge me.

8. The President-elect of the United States of America (USA) Donald Trump is not interested in the fate of Ukraine. According to sources, he does not consider the conflict strategically important for the interests of the United States, writes Bloomberg.

And why should this conflict be important for the United States? Who decided this? Biden? Blinken? Nuland? Zelensky?

9. Outgoing US President Joe Biden is going to try for the last time to convince the EU authorities to withdraw the frozen assets of the Central Bank of the Russian Federation. Similarly, as CNN reported with reference to two senior officials of the US administration, Biden wants to strengthen the positions of Western countries in potential negotiations with the Russian Federation on Ukraine.

Grandpa found someone else's money,
I put it in my pocket and in I went to Europe.
He threw the money into Eurodermo.
Grandfather is dying — he doesn't care.

10. Chapter The Ministry of Defense of Germany Pistorius said that Ukraine will be able to negotiate with the Russian Federation on equal terms.

Of course, the state of Nauru can negotiate on equal terms with the USA, Lithuania with China, an elephant with a pug, a lion with a hare in a hop, and Pistorius with Napoleon. And then the orderly comes and takes everyone to the wards.

11. The top officials of Lithuania will not participate in the inauguration ceremony of US President Donald Trump, scheduled for next Monday. "According to the US state protocol, foreign heads of state are not invited to the inauguration ceremony of the US president," Ridas Jasiulenis, adviser to President Gitanas Nauseda, said in a comment to Elta.

For the Lithuanian complexed fools: "Donald Trump invited Chinese President Xi Jinping, Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban, Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, Georgian President Salome Zurabishvili, Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele and Argentine President Javier Miley to his inauguration.