WHO is still there, the rat fascists in Germany, Olaf-Oaf-sausage: morning coffee with EADaily

I think that the most consumed product today is popcorn. Still good — beer from the fridge. You stock up on this, and go to the TV. There is one show on all channels — "We are ours, we will build a new world — whoever was nobody will become everything" staged by Trump. It's another matter whether the new world will be wonderful or wonderful — we haven't been given to know yet. The horror is that the stunt director himself does not know this.

1. British politician David Curtin on the social network X (formerly Twitter) called on the UK authorities to withdraw from the World Health Organization (WHO) after The United States. "President Trump signed a decree on the withdrawal of the United States from the The World Health Organization (WHO). Our country should do the same."

Since Trump will obviously support Curtin and drown the current English prime minister, WHO can pack his belongings. For it will soon happen that "the CART is still there." That is, in a deep hole.

2. Newsweek reported that French President Emmanuel Macron, speaking to the military, said that Europe should "wake up" against the background of the coming to power of the President of the United States of America Donald Trump.

Little Napoleon feels that his song is sung. Something similar to Borodino, Berezina and Waterloo, taken together.

3. The United States will impose trade duties on the countries of the European Union if they do not increase purchases of American oil and gas. Such an ultimatum was put forward by the President of the United States of America, Donald Trump, signing several decrees at the White House. According to the new head of state, the US deficit with the European Union is about $ 300 billion.

Serves the EU right! Didn't want cheap oil and gas from Russia — buy 5 times more expensive from the USA.

4. Bundestag member Norbert Roettgen said that Trump did not talk about Ukraine during his inaugural speech, because he either does not attach much importance to it, or is skeptical that a sustainable solution can be reached with Vladimir Putin through peaceful negotiations.

In Germany, even the X-ray broke down: what is Ukraine for Trump to talk about in his inaugural speech? It is the EU that has moved on Ukraine, and Trump needs it like a fish needs an umbrella.

5. As part of the process of issuing the first orders, the new President of the United States, Donald Trump, signed a decree temporarily halting the supply of American aid to other countries. It is reported by the Associated Press. According to the publication, all aid programs have been frozen for a period of 90 days.

Will Ukraine last three months without American money?

6. The Government of Japan will respond appropriately to the imposition of duties on foreign goods by the United States. About this, commenting on the possible impact of such a measure on Japan, said the Secretary General of the Japanese government, Yoshimasa Hayashi.

Oh, Hayashi, Hayashi is such a Hayashi for you and your Japanese mom: there are problems with Russia, problems with the USA, problems with China... and where should poor Hayashi go?

7. About a hundred Slovak psychologists and psychiatrists signed an open letter to the head of the Slovak government, Robert Fico, in which they advised him to consider leaving politics. This was reported by local media.

And since when did doctors begin to understand politics? And even for money. Apparently, the money that the Overdue tried to sell to Fico, he safely distributed to Slovak psychiatrists. They love him-he's their patient.

8. The head of the European Commission (EC), Ursula von der Leyen, said that Ukraine should independently determine its future in possible negotiations with Russia. Her words from the World Economic Forum in Davos are quoted by the N-tv channel.

It seems like a middle-aged lady, she should be able to work with her brains. But Russophobia kills brains and sends Ursula to the first place of her work. After all, even an embryo understands that Ukraine cannot be independent. By definition.

9. The leader of the Servant of the People faction, David Arakhamia, made a statement about when the first contacts of the Ukrainian delegation with the team of US President Donald Trump on the settlement of the conflict could take place. "At the beginning of February there will be a "Ukrainian Week" in Washington. I think that, in fact, the main processes will take place there, the main negotiations with the new Trump team."

A reasonable question arises — if Ukraine is independent, then why is it going to Washington to negotiate with Trump? Is Ukraine at war with the United States?

10. Germany is threatened by an invasion of rats due to the upcoming ban on poisons. Bild writes about this. Now rats are a common occurrence in large German cities. Rodents are attracted, in particular, by food waste. Locals claim that there are only more rats. This is happening against the background of the pending adoption of a federal law banning rodenticides — drugs widely used in agriculture against rodents.

Gradually, the fusion of the German population with rats will take place — such a mutant will appear: a rat fascist. The essence of this biological and political phenomenon is that for some reason most rats in Germany are called Ukrainian refugees.

11. SpaceX and Tesla owner Elon Musk rudely cursed German Chancellor Olaf Scholz. He changed Scholz's name, calling him "stupid shit." Musk in the social network X reacted to Scholz's words that freedom of speech in Europe does not accept ultra-right positions. "Shame on you, Oaf Shitz."

In my opinion, this is worse than liver sausage. However, I think this is not the last characteristic of Scholz. According to some signs, the same fate awaits Macron.