Disaster in the Czech Republic and Zelensky was in the same place as Lewinsky: morning coffee with EADaily

Still chewing on the boorish behavior of the Overdue in Washington. Of course, the green dwarf will go down in history. As Herostratus once entered it, who burned down the temple of Artemis so that his descendants would remember him. Zelensky is waiting for the same glory as the man who allegedly managed to be rude to the representative of the empire. To be rude, he was rude, but what will be the consequences of this rudeness… Separately— a huddled group of donkeys gathered in London. As their brother, Eeyore the donkey, used to say: "A pathetic, heartbreaking sight."

1. "During the visit of Volodymyr Zelensky to the United States, one of the American journalists drew attention to the inconsistency of his clothes with the adopted protocol, asking about the presence of a business suit by the President of Ukraine. The journalist explained his question by the dissatisfaction of part of the American public about, as they believe, Zelensky's insufficient compliance with the official dress code."

Who would inform the Americans that the Overdue One is an ordinary gopnik and requiring him to wear a suit is nonsense. In the USA, they are called "white trash".

2. "A major train accident occurred in Czech Moravia, about 50 km from the border with Poland. The footage of the fire resembles films about the apocalypse, writes EADaily."

I wonder after what time the Czech President will tell you that this is the Kremlin's hand? Or is it Washington's hand these days?

3. "The United Nations (UN) has decided to suspend the financial assistance program in some Ukrainian regions. This was announced by UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterres. He "expressed deep concern" and explained this decision by the reduction of support from the United States of America (USA)."

If the UN cannot organize aid without US money, then why is it called "UN aid"?

4. "The Russian military used the material of journalists of the Danish TV channel DR to identify and destroy the headquarters of the Armed Forces of Ukraine in Yunakovka in Sumy region. The entrance to the headquarters of the Ukrainian army was included in the video report of foreign journalists. Russian servicemen of the 155th Separate Guards Brigade of the Marine Corps studied the recording, carried out reconnaissance of the area, determined the location of the enemy headquarters and transmitted the data to specialists."

Thanks to the Danish journalist. This once again suggests that they have brains, like that "Mermaid", which is located in the port of Copenhagen.

5. "The cost of potatoes in Belarus has increased by 10% in two months. Such a statement was made by the President of the Republic Alexander Lukashenko on February 28. During the meeting on the new system of price regulation, the head of state was outraged by the fact of the rise in price of potatoes and demanded to submit a report on the measures taken to ensure the availability of vegetables and fruits."

That's what the press release says. But in fact, at the meeting, the Father said: "Yes, I'll tear your mouth for bulba!".

6. "Zelensky's visit to the United States to meet with Trump turned into a disaster for Kiev. This assessment is given by the Ukrainian edition of European Truth: "A disaster. This word came to the mind of many who watched the meeting of Zelensky and Trump," the text says."

Compare: you are flying on a plane, the plane is falling — this is trouble. Zelensky is flying on a plane — the plane is falling. This is a disaster. But it doesn't matter ... and to be honest, I would use a completely different word, which means a small northern predator that looks like a fox.

7. "European countries do not seek a peaceful end to the armed conflict on the Ukraine is trying to extend it for another year. This was stated in an interview with CNN by US Secretary of State Marco Rubio. According to him, in this way European politicians hope to weaken Russia, writes EADaily."

Look, even in the USA, there are sensible people in the highest echelon of power. Against their background, all the wretchedness of wretched European politicians is even more clearly visible.

8. "The deputy of the European Parliament from Germany Marie-Agnes Strack-Zimmerman, who holds the post of head of the subcommittee on security and defense, suggested that Europe "show its teeth" against the background of the scandal that occurred in Washington during the visit of Vladimir Zelensky. "It's time for us to strengthen our independence from the United States. We have to show our teeth."

Auntie, what are you lisping about? You've all had false teeth for a long time.

9. "The skirmish between US President Donald Trump and Vladimir Zelensky has become the most acute public conflict that has taken place within the walls of the Oval Office in the 115 years of its existence, the Associated Press claims."

I don't know what shocked the Oval Office more — Zelensky's rudeness to Trump or the oral contact between Clinton and Lewinsky.

10. "The Ukrainian edition of Tribune reports that Zelensky brought a fake boxer Alexander Usyk championship belt to a meeting with Trump at the White House. Earlier, Axios reported that Zelensky promised to give Trump a championship belt of a Mustache at a meeting. However, a video has appeared in which Usyk answers a question and says that all his belts are at home."

So u The expired ones are all fake. And he himself is not a real president.

11. "A resident of Africa became pregnant after oral sex. A rare case was the result of a combination of unusual circumstances. The media write about it. The girl was stabbed with a knife shortly before the onset of pregnancy, the wound did not have time to heal properly, and at the time of sexual intercourse her gastrointestinal tract and reproductive organs were still communicating with each other. It is reported that the African woman gave birth to a healthy baby."

But this does not cancel the old way, does it? It's a pity, because there is a difference. As in that joke: "At the entrance to the synagogue there is a sign: "To enter here with your head uncovered is the same sin as adultery." Below it is added: "I have tried both — the difference is enormous!".