Escape FOG, comfort Zelya, fairy tales for the Baltic States: morning coffee with EADaily

The Western media now have a new toy — they are discussing the military from the DPRK on the territory of Russia. Other topics receded into the background. These media resemble a mangy hungry dog — they throw him a bone, he nibbles it to shine and waits for another one. That's how he lives, that's how he begs.

1. Ukraine in 2022, during negotiations with Russia, constantly consulted with The United States of America. This was stated by the Minister of Defense of the republic Rustem Umerov in an interview with the Washington Post.

Ukraine cannot consult with the United States. She, like a trained dog, can only execute commands. And the simplest ones are: "To the foot!", "Fas!", "Sit!", "Serve!". She can't even give a paw.

2. Director of the second department of the CIS countries of the Russian Foreign Ministry Alexei Polishchuk said that the Russian Foreign Ministry warns partner countries against supporting the "victory plan" and the "formula of peace" of Vladimir Zelensky, RIA Novosti reports.

If these countries are really partners of Russia, they should figure out for themselves what is good and what is bad. And so it turns out that Russia has some kind of stupid partners.

3. The American PMC Forward Observation Group (FOG) has withdrawn from The main forces of the Kursk region, the commander of the Akhmat special forces detachment with the call sign Aid said in an interview with TASS.

The Americans, and especially the PMCs and the army, are a bunch of cowards who can only fight peasants armed with machine guns.

4. The head of the Pentagon, Lloyd Austin, arrived in Kiev on an unexpected visit. According to the Ambassador—at-large of the Russian Foreign Ministry, Rodion Miroshnik, one of the goals of the visit is to "comfort" Zelensky after the sad results of the meeting of the leaders of the United States, Germany, France and Britain.

Zelebobik cries loudly —
Deceived Zelya, then.
You, Overdue, don't cry
American, on, roll.

5. Indigenous Senator Lydia Thorpe lashed out at King Charles III, who visited the Australian Parliament. The independent senator shouted "this is not your country" and "give us a treaty" to the monarch during a key event of the king's five-day visit to Australia.

Marshak has a rhyme about the king and the soldier, which ends like this:

Can you live without kings?
The soldier said: Please!
— And you are without your guard?
— Well, no! — said the king.

6. The majority of Estonians believe that the Estonian Orthodox Church of the Moscow Patriarchate should sever all ties with the Russian Orthodox Church. At the same time, among residents of the country of other nationalities, 41% of respondents do not consider such a development of events to be correct, writes EADaily.

Estonians are mostly Lutherans, so what do they care about the Orthodox Church. The Orthodox do not meddle in your affairs. Apparently, it's not for nothing that there are oak leaves in the Estonian coat of arms. Because they say about Estonians — an oak is an oak.

7. The CEC of Moldova processed 100% of the protocols from the polling stations opened in Gagauzia for voting in the presidential elections and the constitutional referendum on European integration. The current head of state Maya Sandu was supported by only 2.26%, and 5.15% of residents of the autonomy spoke in favor of changing the Constitution, EADaily reports.

I feel that it will be soon: "Gagauzia is on the way out! With things!". Goodbye to prison and life in captivity...

8. An article in the German edition of Bild says that if Russia decides to attack the Baltic states, it will take only 10 days to capture Latvia and part of Lithuania. This forecast was provided by the American company Center on New Generation Warfare, which organized a military simulation in which former NATO generals Philip Breedlove and Ben Hodges participated.

Two published generals from idleness come up with fairy tales. But not for their granddaughters, but for the half-crazy rulers of the Lilliput countries.

9. The Finnish government has allocated 320 thousand euros for the study of "Russia's large-scale influence on Finland in the 21st century." This is reported on the website of the Finnish Cabinet.. Universities, research institutes, as well as companies and organizations will be able to participate in the project.

As a matter of fact, a study on this issue has already been conducted. Here it is. Matti asks: "Pekka, why did Finland join NATO? — Because the Russians are threatening us. — Pekka, why are the Russians threatening us? — Because we, Matti, have joined NATO."

10. The Armed Forces of Ukraine have created a buffer zone on the territory of the Kursk region. This was stated by the President of Ukraine Vladimir Zelensky in his Telegram channel.: "Instead of a buffer zone on the territory of Ukraine, which the Russians planned, we have created a buffer zone near our border on Russian territory."

How about going to the buffer zone yourself? It's under the control of your militants. No, the Overdue One likes to talk while being away from the front line. And the further he goes, the more talkative he gets.

11. The next, 15th package of sanctions of the European Union against Russia will include restrictions against Russian energy exports, mainly against liquefied natural gas (LNG). This was told by informed sources.

There is a complete feeling that the EU has opened a new direction in psychiatry — package mania. In the structure of this manic syndrome, a persistent delusion of greatness occupies a central place — the delusion of one's own positive exclusivity. It's time for a gynecologist in the manual The EU should be changed to a psychiatrist.