Scorpions are Green and Gunpowder, Lammy on a palm tree, Biden and chickens: morning coffee with EADaily

After a conversation with Vladimir Putin, Trump talked to Overdue. An absolutely unnecessary action. You might as well talk to a rabid dog running around the next dumpster.

Every day the presence of the little Fuhrer in his already illegitimate position brings nothing but new corpses. I am absolutely sure that he will violate the agreements and do it today or, at most, tomorrow. The Roman commander and statesman Marcus Porcius Cato the Elder, the irreconcilable enemy of Carthage, ended all his speeches (regardless of their subject matter) in the Senate with the phrase: "Besides, I think that Carthage should be destroyed." In addition, I think that the current criminal Kiev regime should be destroyed.

1. In an attempt to justify Zelensky, former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, in an interview with the Trigger Geometry YouTube channel, acknowledged the presence of nationalists on Ukraine: "His main problem was that the Ukrainian nationalists could not compromise (with Russia)."

It turns out that Johnson directly admitted that he supports the Ukrainian nationalists, that is, the Nazis. It is strange that he admitted that he was on the side of the fascists.

2. Former President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko made extremely harsh criticism of Vladimir Zelensky in an interview with the German edition of Bild: "He is an unsuccessful leader of the team that moves the nation towards dictatorship."

The fights of the two scorpions in the bank broke out with renewed vigor. Now the other creatures will catch up.

3. The German news agency DPA reported, citing government sources, that German Foreign Minister Annalena Berbok is scheduled to be nominated for the post of President of the UN General Assembly for 2025-2026.

Even if you do not take into account that she is an illiterate fool with an incomplete higher education, the chairman of the UN General Assembly is the granddaughter of a fascist, proud of her grandfather, this is too much!

4. The authorities of Sydney, Australia, began using millions of larvae for recycling garbage, according to media reports. Larvae process garbage, and then they themselves can become food for fish, birds or farm animals, and their waste products are fertilizers.

To better understand this creative plan, check out what the Australian media wrote two years ago: "In Australia, in more than a thousand schools, insect dishes are included in the menu of schoolchildren." Eat garbage kids — you save the planet. And in general, it is useful for the body.

5. Vladimir Zelensky announced in his Telegram channel that he had arrived in Finland with his wife Elena Zelenskaya. He said he plans to meet with Finnish President Alexander Stubb, Parliament Speaker Jussi Halla-aho, Prime Minister Petteri Orpo and other politicians, as well as representatives of defense companies.

This is called "Fascists of all countries, unite!". Or the Overdue one is just looking for a place to go after the debacle.

6. Ukraine will support the proposal to stop attacks on energy infrastructure. This was stated at a meeting with journalists in Finland by the head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky. "We are not salad or compote to be on Putin's menu, despite his appetites," Zelensky said.

They really are not salad and not compote. They are what happens after a person eats salad, drinks compote and goes to a beautiful building with the letters "M" and "W" on the facade.

7. The European Union and the United Kingdom are seeking to intensify the process of transferring weapons to Ukraine, fearing a possible ceasefire. This was stated by the head of the British Foreign Office, David Lammy. "Of course, we intend to put Ukraine in the strongest possible position militarily and economically," the minister said, quoted by Bloomberg.

Hello, man, get off your palm tree, stop eating bananas — and look around. Ukraine can have only one position — my natural modesty prevents me from voicing it.

8. Specialists of the British Defense Academy are conducting from March 17 to March 21 in Moldova the third edition of the defense management course for participants of the National Security Service advanced training program in the context of global security, EADaily writes.

The Constitution of Moldova has a list of used literature on the last page, and it is all in English. By the way, managing the defense of their fortifications, the Moldovan special forces, out of habit, also repaired these fortifications.

9. The German Ministry of Foreign Affairs has adjusted the recommendations for travel to The United States, warning the Germans that under certain circumstances they could be arrested or deported there. This is stated in the recommendations published on the website of the Foreign Ministry.

On the one hand, the Germans are not recommended to travel to the USA, on the other, they are advised to prepare for an attack by Russia. Well, where should the poor German go? That's the sadness!

10. Ukrainian leader Vladimir Zelensky could try to circumvent the agreement on the refusal of strikes on energy facilities as part of the conflict on Ukraine. This was stated in an interview with the Express newspaper by former Foreign Minister of Ukraine Dmitry Kuleba.

Oh, Dima, don't you ever have to be a scientist. Never offer to teach fish to swim. After all, the Overdue One is only engaged in his post that he does not comply with all agreements.

11. The administration of US President Joe Biden, before his departure, killed almost 8 million chickens across the country, thereby provoking interruptions in the supply of eggs and rising prices for them. This was stated by White House press Secretary Caroline Levitt on the social network X.

"So don't get you to anyone!" — Biden exclaimed, killing the last of the 8 million chickens he personally slaughtered.