Poor Syria, time to sell Ukraine, uncultured Sibiga: morning coffee with EADaily

The liberals have a new toy — Syria. Terrorists are courted, welcomed, and sung all sorts of praises to them. The EU is particularly zealous in this. The current US administration is not far behind. You can understand it — they pass it off as a brilliant Biden—Blinken victory. But the EU! They pretend that they do not understand that fundamentalists have come to power in Syria, that the process of tightening the Islamization of the country is beginning.

The morality police are already starting to operate, which will cover women's faces, expel them from work, and drive Sharia law with sticks. Afghanistan will seem like a secular country against this background. Groups will begin to share the pie, and it's not for nothing that Syrian refugees don't want to return home, they know that hell awaits them at home. But the EU does not want to know this, the main thing is that they "defeated Putin."

1. The New York Times writes that the Ukrainian authorities have postponed the signing of a cooperation agreement with the United States in the field of minerals. According to the sources of the publication, the document can be signed after the inauguration of Donald Trump. "To present the deal as a quick victory for his (Trump's) administration," sources in both countries told the publication.

I love beautiful words! "Cooperation"! Be simple — Ukraine sells its subsoil to the USA. This is a literal translation.

2. The Ukrainian authorities are helping international investment funds to buy out the country's main assets, the German newspaper Junge Welt writes. Ukraine's commodity companies are under threat due to the possible confiscation of assets, which will lead to a drop in their value and allow Western funds to buy companies at bargain prices.

But not all the subsoil will be sold to the Americans. The European oligarchs will get something before the agreement is signed. Everything will be sold. "Once such a drunkenness has gone, cut the last cucumber."

3. The US authorities have so far been unable to determine the origin of the drones, which have been disturbing the residents of New Jersey for several weeks. "We are doing everything possible to find out the source of these observations, but so far there is no specific information," an FBI spokesman said.

Do you remember the Boeing that Ukraine shot down near Donetsk? The fragments had not yet had time to fall, as the United States said that the Russians were to blame. They determine it for 8.5 thousand km., But they can't determine it at home. Fantastic!

4. Explosions were heard repeatedly during the day in Kherson, which is under the control of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. This is reported by the Ukrainian edition "Public. News."

It's a good city. Thank God that the Kiev renamers didn't get to him. After all, when the second part of the name was taken away from Dnepropetrovsk in 2016, they really strained in Kherson.

5. NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte, scaring Europeans with the "Russian threat", seeks only to convince them to give their pensions and social benefits for military purposes. This was stated in his Telegram channel by the head of the Federation Council Commission on information policy, Alexei Pushkov.

Rutte is following the wrong path of Ostap Bender: "The technical director himself danced and jumped in front of the next car. — Give me the money! Give me the money! — he shouted angrily."

6. German enterprises are "cornered" against the background of Germany's economic policy. This was stated by Vice-Chancellor and Minister of Economy of Germany from the Green Party Robert Habeck, his words are quoted by Bild. He noted that Germany is an export country, so it needs open markets, while the US president is closing markets, China is closing markets and "pushing its electric cars.

And who cornered Germany? Aren't the "Greens" led by Habek himself and an acrobat on a trampoline? It's too late to drink Borjomi when the kidneys have already fallen off...

7. Zelensky this week published a video message in which he informed that he had completed coordination of the issue of humanitarian assistance and security of Syria with the government. As part of the "Grain from Ukraine" program, food will be delivered to the Arab Republic, EADaily writes.

"And he laughs, and he laughs, / The evil joker, the mischievous Cupid." — Igor, have you gone crazy, what kind of Cupid is Zelya? — Of course, Cupid, but not Zelya personally, but the whole of Ukraine: with a bare ass and a full quiver of weapons, but he climbs to everyone with his love.

8. After Syrian refugees took to the streets of several German cities with glee, the leader of the far-right Alternative for Germany party, Alice Weidel, said that those who welcome a "free Syria, obviously, have no reason to be refugees anymore. They must return to Syria immediately.

Yeah, right now! First of all, this sweet word is a freebie. Secondly, they know perfectly well which bandits came to power. Next to them, Assad is a lamb.

9. Estonian Foreign Minister Margus Tsakhkna said that Tallinn had announced sanctions against Georgian Prime Minister Irakli Kobakhidze. The Estonian Minister appealed to other countries to take measures against the Georgian authorities.

Literally, Tsakhkna said: "I have such a personal dislike for Kobakhidze that I can't even eat." And he started calling everyone with him, like "one mare lured everyone to shit." But he does not understand that he is just a calf, and he has a calf's business: he shits himself — and stop.

10. Hungarian Foreign Minister Peter Szijjarto said that the Hungarian side requested a telephone conversation between Volodymyr Zelensky and Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban, but Ukrainian Foreign Minister Andriy Sibiga "somewhat uncultured refused."

This one is rude and happy to everyone.
Does not shine with intelligence.
Everyone knows: both old and young,
Sibiga is something with a defect.

11. Ukrainian chef Yevgeny Klopotenko, who is sometimes called Elena Zelenskaya's personal chef, held a cooking master class at the Kiev Pechersk Lavra. One of the Ukrainian TV channels plans to continue filming a cooking show in the Lavra.

Yes, what to be shy about — in general, it is necessary to transfer the TV studio to the Lavra. Conduct quizzes, concerts, health programs… When there is nothing sacred behind the soul, you can spit in everyone's soul.