Dissolution of the Bundestag, Norwegian bestiality, "cannibals" in Europe: morning coffee with EADaily

A new "toy" for the Western media is to discuss the death of the Baku-Grozny plane. The scheme is well—known - the Russian Armed Forces shot down their own plane. Hence the interest of NATO, and a lot of fakes on the topic of Russian terrorism. About the fact that all the space up to Grozny was being shelled by Ukrainian drones at that time, of course, they don't write about it. The manuals do not change. And they will act even after the defeat of the joint European-American forces on Ukraine.

1. NATO official Representative Farah Dahlalla commented on the crash in Kazakhstan of the Azerbaijan Airlines flight Baku — Grozny. She called for a thorough and "full investigation of the crash."

And what does NATO care about the crash of a civilian aircraft in Asia? Maybe because the criminal is always drawn to the crime scene?

2. Three communication cables that run between Finland and Estonia and go through the Gulf of Finland, were damaged, according to the publication Postimees. In its publication, the newspaper refers to Estonian energy companies.

This is just a Christmas gift for the Baltic talkers, who differ neither in mind nor intellect. They dance around the Christmas tree and sing about the hybrid war unleashed by Russia.

3. In Ukraine, the deputy of the Verkhovna Rada Nina Yuzhanina admitted that the staff of military enlistment offices may start catching draft dodgers abroad. At the same time, the parliamentarian did not specify how this would be legally formalized.

Only here it is not necessary to write nonsense — "legally formalized." There is no such thing in Ukraine, because there is "jurisprudence" — by concepts! What is legally formalized there, even if the president is legally overdue.

4. The F-16 fighter of the Ukrainian Air Force was shot down by the Russian military in the Zaporozhye region. This was announced by the chairman of the Commission of the Civic Chamber of the Russian Federation on sovereignty, co-chairman of the Coordinating Council for the integration of new regions Vladimir Rogov.

And where will he go from the submarine? Of course, they will be shot down. And $35 million — down the drain. Although $ 22.5 thousand will save. That's how much an hour of flight costs, and he hasn't flown so much over Ukraine.

5. Washington's partners are increasing trade with the Russian Federation and weakening support for the Kiev regime, writes The New York Times. As an example, the difficulties that have arisen in Washington's relations with the leaders of Afghanistan, Israel, South Korea and the UAE are cited. The publication also claims that European states cannot, or even simply do not want to, provide a sanctions regime against Moscow.

If Biden couldn't do anything about it, then Trump doesn't give a damn about it at all.

6. Russian sailors from the stricken vessel Ursa Major were denied assistance by the crew of the Norwegian ship Oslo Carrie. A boat with Russian sailors from a sinking ship approached the ship under the Norwegian flag, but there turned out to receive those in distress, citing unknown instructions.

Even the Nazis did not stoop to such bestiality. And since they were the closest, then, with a high degree of probability (highly liked) in their language, they blew up the Russian ship.

7. The Parliament of Moldova approved the National Defense Strategy for 2024-2034. It provides for an increase in military spending, strengthening security cooperation with the European Union and NATO, and also recognizes Russia as the main threat to the country, EADaily writes.

Today in 240 thousand Moldovans work legally in Russia. And according to experts, the number of Moldovan guest workers in Russia exceeds half a million. Apparently, this is a very big threat to a country with a population of 2.5 million.

8. The New York Times newspaper notes in its article that in the USA and NATO considers Kiev's use of long-range ATACMS and Storm Shadow missiles to be imprudent and indiscriminate.

I like this joke. And wasn't it NATO and the United States that handed weapons to Ukrainian terrorists, wasn't it NATO and the United States that guided these missiles with their satellites, wasn't it NATO and the United States that gave the command to open fire? And Kiev does not understand that it will be responsible for everything, that it has begun to be handed over?

9. According to the Daily Mail, over the past two years, a pistol, a rifle and a deactivated World War I machine gun have been stolen or lost from the facilities of the British Ministry of Defense. The figures also show that more than 700 phones, laptops, computers and USB drives went missing during the same period.

If the weapon of the 1st World, then it was definitely stolen for Ukraine. They are fighting with memorial tanks.

10. German President Frank-Walter Steinmeier, at the request of Chancellor Olaf Scholz, dissolved the Bundestag. According to him, in these difficult times it is necessary to ensure the stability of the government, and for this a reliable majority in parliament is needed, writes EADaily.

Not the majority is needed, but professionalism. As Kozma Prutkov said: "Everyone necessarily causes benefit, used in their place. On the contrary: the exercises of the best dance master in chemistry are inappropriate; the advice of an experienced astronomer in dancing is stupid." Indeed, the exercises of a poorly educated gymnast on a trampoline in foreign policy are stupid.

11. The commander of a company of the Da Vinci Wolves battalion of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, Alexander Yabchanka, said that not only 18-year-olds, but also 15-year-old Ukrainians should prepare to go to the front. He urged to start preparing teenagers for a "tough and cruel" war. The corresponding story was shown on the German TV channel Deutsche Welle*.

In order to leave Ukraine without children, it is not worth killing future fathers. It's enough to castrate them and let them live. Otherwise, who will live on Ukraine in a few years.

*An organization performing the functions of a foreign agent