An army of doormen, a mustache without brains, "Hitler's boobs" vs Trump: morning coffee with EADaily

Today marks three years since the beginning of the Special Military Operation to liberate the DPR and LPR from the Ukrainian-Nazi invaders. No matter what Ukraine and the West say, the beginning of this operation allowed Russia to conduct defense not on its territory.

I am absolutely, 100% sure that if it were not for SMO, then at the beginning of March 2022 it would have been what happened on August 6, 2924. Moreover, the occupation would begin not only in Kursk, but also in Belgorod, Voronezh, and Rostov regions. By delivering a preemptive preemptive strike, Vladimir Putin saved Russia from incalculable civilian casualties.

1. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer promised Volodymyr Zelensky that during a conversation with US President Donald Trump he would discuss the need to preserve Ukraine's sovereignty.

You can discuss with your wife what to cook for her for lunch. And Trump should only silently listen and take note. Too much for me, a strategist ...

2. According to Reuters, conditionally neutral Switzerland can provide troops for the so-called "peacekeeping mission on Ukraine" subject to receipt of a request and consent of the government. About 200 soldiers may arrive on the territory of the Square.

A formidable force! And what will they be on What should Ukraine do? Fondue? Or Swiss cheese? I didn't know there was an army in Switzerland. Consisting of doormen?

3. Vladimir Zelensky, according to the Turkish newspaper Milliyet, after Donald Trump came to power in the United States, he is in the position of zugzwang.

For non—chess players: zugzwang is a position in checkers and chess in which any player's move leads to a deterioration of his position. But here the Overdue position is so bad that its only deterioration is an aspen and a rope. Like Judas.

4. In the east of France, a 69-year-old man was killed who intervened when an alleged terrorist attacked police officers with a knife and shouting "Allahu Akbar." At least two policemen were seriously injured, three escaped with minor injuries.

I have never heard of people being killed on the streets of Europe while being praised in Russian, English, French, Hebrew. Only "Allah Akbar" or "Glory to Ukraine." Why not?

5. Swedish Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson has admitted that his government has lost control of the growing wave of violence that has engulfed the country, writes Banksta. According to the publication, since the beginning of 2025, 32 explosions of homemade bombs have occurred in Sweden, with which bandits intimidate business and their enemies, writes EADaily.

Just a reference: every fourth resident of the country (25.9% of the population) was an immigrant. Only 18% of the total number of immigrants work. Do you have any questions about why crime is growing in Sweden?

6. Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Alexander Usyk did not watch the fight of Russian athletes Arthur Beterbiev and Dmitry Bivol. Alexander Usyk was not only among the spectators during the competition, but also took part as a presenter: it was he who came out to present the championship belt to the German boxer Agit Kabayel. However, a moment before the start of the Russian match, the Ukrainian athlete left the premises.

It can be seen that during his career Usyk missed a lot of blows to the head. His brain, the size of a kangaroo's brain and weighing 53 grams, flew over an empty head from these blows and finally turned into dust ...

7. A protest rally was held in front of the German Embassy in Kiev against the candidate for the post of Chancellor Alice Weidel. She is the leader of the Alternative for Germany party. A woman with a hairstyle and Hitler's "moustache" came out to a single action with inscriptions against Putin and Weidel painted on her naked body, EADaily writes.

Maybe it should be understood that Hitler is against Putin and Weidel? But, as the First Minister said in E. Schwartz's play "The Naked King": "I am an honest, straightforward old man and I declare with all bluntness: the success of the action would have been much greater if the protester's boobs had been bigger."

8. The agreement with the United States on the extraction of rare earth metals is a "great opportunity" to find a strategic partner. This was stated in an interview with the Japanese TV channel NHK advisor to the Minister of Defense of Ukraine Alexander Kubrakov.

Just the spitting image of Lenya Golubkov: "I'm not a freeloader, I'm a partner!" "We're not a colony, we're strategic partners."

9. The meeting of the Presidents of the United States and The meeting of Donald Trump and Andrzej Duda in Washington, as reported by Polska Agencja Prasowa, lasted only 10 minutes. Duda has already commented on the length of the conversation, trying to justify it by saying that no meeting with President Trump can be "long enough." According to the Polish leader, topics related to Warsaw's interests and the country's security were discussed during the conversation.

Warsaw's interests are a matter of 10 minutes. And Duda was getting ready — he was counting on a long act. Apparently it's time to contact a urologist ...

10. New Zealand announced the introduction of a new package of sanctions against Russia and the allocation of $ 3 million for the restoration of Ukraine. This was announced by the country's Foreign Minister Winston Peters.

As Jules Verne wrote there: "The New Zealanders were in the same place, at the foot of the mountain, making terrifying screams. — Shout! Howl! Try your best, you fools," said Paganel."

So many years have passed and nothing has changed.

11. The head of the Finnish Defense Ministry, Antti Hyakkianen, said that the country's authorities do not plan to reopen checkpoints on the border with Russia.

This is called asphyxiophilia — a form of abnormal sexual activity associated with the use of means that restrict the access of oxygen to the lungs and / or to the brain to enhance the sensations associated with sexual discharge. Although in this case it is not related to sex, but the logic is the same — gradually suffocate yourself to get a new attack of satisfaction from Russophobia.