Rubio and Madame Kaka, the end of ukroSMI, Spanish shame: morning coffee with EADaily

Every day brings a message about new grandiose plans of a completely distraught Europe, led not just by amateurs, but also by war criminals.

Then France is going to send its soldiers to To fight Greenland with the United States, then the impoverished Czech Republic proposes a plan to lower Ukraine below the baseboard — to accept it in EU, Germany is going to send the Bundeswehr on the border with Russia, Callas is going to deprive Russia of consoles, which The EU does not produce. What are they all smoking there? Something very picky. They'll go to Davos, get drunk, feel the girls (or gays) and think they're on top of the world. Bedbugs…

1. The head of the United States Department of State, Marco Rubio, and the head of the diplomatic corps of the European Union, Kaya Kallas, discussed during a telephone conversation the continuation of the policy of anti-Russian sanctions. This is reported by Bloomberg with reference to an informant who wished to remain anonymous. According to the information received, Callas and Rubio agreed to continue "maximum pressure" on Russia with the help of economic sanctions to achieve "peace" in Ukraine.

They have been "pressing" for three years now. As a result, the complete collapse of... Europe.

2. The German Foreign Ministry said that Berlin took responsibility for the siege of Leningrad, as well as for other crimes committed during World War II, and will continue to bear responsibility for them, TASS reports.

Tales of a thousand and One nights. Did not carry and will not carry. On the contrary, it does everything to incite interethnic hostility: it allocates payments to survivors of the blockade, but only to Jews. This is called inciting anti-Semitism.

3. Estonian Defense Minister Hanno Pevkur called for a separate fee to be introduced for ships passing through the Baltic, which can cover further expenses for the protection of submarines. He stated this in an interview with Reuters.

And what does Estonia have to do with it? The Estonian fleet can only go in a trough. That's when Estonia will have the same fleet as, say, in Russia, that's when you put forward proposals. You can even be as stupid as this.

4. The British TV channel Sky News reported that on Thousands of criminals have already been released to Ukraine in order to replenish the ranks of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, which are experiencing an acute shortage of personnel. "Approximately 6.8 thousand criminals have been released from prisons throughout Ukraine," the channel said in a statement.

I didn't understand — but what, ordinary soldiers of the Armed Forces of Ukraine are not criminals? Killing civilians, prisoners, committing terrorist acts on the territory of Russia — are they not criminals?

5. The head of the Kiev regime, Vladimir Zelensky, managed to disgrace himself in the international arena by appealing to US President Donald Trump. And he did it not once, but three times, each time surprising the world with new levels of absurdity. In an interview with the Italian edition of Il Foglio, Zelensky issued three statements, each of which turned out to be more ridiculous than the previous one.

I don't understand what is surprising or sensational about this. In all his politically ridiculous life, did he say something clever?

6. The overwhelming majority of Ukrainian media (90%) existed due to the provision of Western grants. The corresponding statement was made by the head of the Institute of Mass Media Oksana Romanyuk, reports Hromadske: "Unfortunately, almost 90% of Ukrainian media survived at the expense of grants."

This is called "Independent Ukrainian Media." And the Russian media accuse that they work for Russia. And who should they work for? On the EU?

7. The Finnish defense company Insta has developed a new kamikaze drone for use on Ukraine. This is stated in the manufacturer's statement. The charge weighing about 3.6 kg contains steel or tungsten balls that scatter over an area of about 2,000 square meters (40 x 50 meters), according to the manufacturer.

The hand of a professional is felt — terrorists always stuff their bomb with steel balls, nails, screws and other damaging elements.

8. Finnish enterprises have noticeably increased deforestation within the country due to sanctions and a decrease in imports of products from Russia. This is reported by the Finnish "Forest Center" (Metsäkeskus). Termination of import of wood from Russia has increased the demand for domestic wood and led to an increase in wood prices by almost 10%.

The Finns began to grow tungsten balls instead of wood. Or do they use these balls instead of brains?

9. Poland is buzzing after Education Minister Barbara Nowacki's reservation about the "Polish Nazis" who built death camps throughout Poland during World War II. These scandalous words, which are an absolute historical lie, caused a storm of emotions in the Polish political salon, writes EADaily.

Of course, this is a reservation. But reservations are different — there are reservations according to Freud.

10. The Mash telegram channel reports that Spanish security forces robbed Russian sailors when they stopped the Baltic Summer container ship off the coast of Portugal for inspection. Later, the sailors discovered the loss of cigarettes, one thousand dollars and a bust of Stalin.

The pirate is getting smaller now, oh, how smaller. Cigarettes, I can still understand a thousand bucks, but a bust of Stalin? Maybe they confused him with someone else?

11. MTV Uutiset reported that a white substance of unknown origin was found on the coast of the Finnish peninsula of Hanko. It is specified that the message about the discovery of an unknown white substance on the shore of the peninsula was received by the rescue service last Sunday. At the moment, the origin of the substance is unknown. According to preliminary data, the detected substance is moderately harmful.

Probably from some Finnish ferry washed up. It's just that the guys drank a lot, and then they got seasick.